You know you're Asian if...2. Your dad is some sort of engineer ~ nerpp
3. Your parents still tried to get you into places half-price saying you were 12 when you were really 15 ~ checkk
4. You ask your parents help on one math problem and 2 hours later they're still lecturing ~ ughh yes
5. You have a 40 lb. bag of rice in your pantry ~ yupp
6. You shop 99 ranch ~ nope, we don't have one near us
7. Everyone thinks you're "Chinese" no matter what part of Asia your ancestors were from ~ yeaa
8. You've had a bowl haircut at one point in your life ~ yes...
9. Your parents enjoy comparing you to their friends' kids ~ yes and i hate it!!!
10. You've had to sit through karaoke videos with scantily clad, ugly Asian women attempting to dance and walk around a temple, forest, or library ~ ughh don't remind me
11. Your parents say, "Don't forget your heritage" ~ umm not really
12. You drive mostly Japanese cars. ~ yupp all toyotas
13. You've learned to keep bargaining even if the prices are rock bottom ~ yes, it's kinda embarrasing O///O
14. You've had to eat parts of animals they don't even put in hot dogs ~ ewhh yes
15. At least once, you've started a joke with "Confucius say...." ~ i don't think so...
16. You know what bok choy is ~ yes! yummy!
17. You've gotten little red envelopes around February ~ yupp, favorite holiday ^__^
18. Piles of shoes tend to make it hard to open the front, back, and closet doors ~ heehee yes
19. You hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah!) every time someone calls you (e.g. Jean - ee - yah! or Mary - yah!) ~ occasionally
20. You have no eyelashes ~ unfortunately ;~;
21. Idiot people try to impress you with pathetic imitation Asian languages, like the ever-so-popular: ching chong woo bok chi, etc.. ~ yupp *sighh*
22. Your parents say leaving rice in your bowl is a sin ~ yeaa
23. The Bio lectures on marine life (seaweed, sea cucumbers, octopii) was last night's dinner ~ surprisingly, we ate cabbage rolls yesterday, but yeaa, usually
24. Your ancestors 1000 generations back invented the back scratcher ~ lolll.
25. At least one family member wears black wire/plastic frame glasses ~ yupp my dad : D
26. Your parents hover over your tired, caffeine-drugged body at 12 midnight to say, "In Korea (or other native country), we studied even more." ~ pshh yes
27. Your parents expect you'll be best friends with any one off the street in any given area as long as they are Asian ~ lol, they used to
28. An Asian woman comes on campus and people ask: "Is that your mother?" Well then, "Is it your sister?" ~ UGHH YES I HATE IT!!!
29. Your relatives' houses smell like incense, mothballs or both ~ some do (ewhh!)
30. Your parents say, "Calculus? I took Calculus in 8th grade!" ~ no, apparently my mom was really bad at math
31. Everyone thinks you're good at math ~ more like they expect me to be
32. Your parents' vocabulary is filled with "ai-yahs, and Wah's" ~ lol yas xD
33. You like $1.75 movies ~ they are awesome!
34. You like $1.50 movies even more ~ they are awesomerr!!
35. Your aunts and uncles bring you back adorable clothing from Asia with fuzzy bunnies, vinyl ducks, and English words that make no sense, in great colors like yellow, pink, magenta, orange, and the ever popular lime green ~ ...my grandma does...
36. Your parents insist you marry within your race ~ probably...
37. You never order chop suey, sweet and sour pork, or any other imitation of oriental food ~ haha sometimes but they taste NASTYY! xD
38. You either really, really want to go to UCI or really, really want to stay away from it ~ idkk...
39. Your parents have never kissed you ~ when i was young they did
40. Your parents have never kissed each other ~ not in public or in front of me anyways
41. You learned about the birds and the bees from someone other than your parents ~ heheh yeaaa
42. "You want a stereo?! When I was your age, I didn't even have shoes!!" ~ haha
43. People see a bunch of scribbles on a chopstick and ask you to translate ~ yeaa..most of the time i don't know what it says
44. You have to call just about all your parent's friends "Auntie and Uncle" ~ yupp
45. You have 12+ aunts and uncles ~ i don't even know how many i have
46. At expensive restaurants, you order a delicious glass of water for your beverage and NEVER order dessert ~ unfortunately, that's true (i want my lemonade and cake!!)
47. Your parents simply cut the green/black part off the bread and say "Eat anyway. It's still good." ~ ewhh. but yea, they do
48. The vast majority of the people related to you wear glasses. Thick glasses ~ yupp
49. You will most likely be taller than your parents ~ hopefully?
50. Your parents have either make you play the piano, the violin, or both ~ used to play piano, still play violin
51. You get nothing if you do well in school, but crapped on if you don't ~ yes ;~;
52. When going to other people's houses, you always have to bring a gift ~ yea, usually
53. Your dad still pulls his socks up to his knees, you know, the ones with the blue and pink stripes at the top ~ heehee idk, i've never really payed attention to his socks xD
54. Your family owns a tennis racquet, golf clubs, or both ~ tennis racquets, lots of them too
55. Your family always cheers for the Asian athlete on TV (i.e. Michael Chan) ~ they don't even watch sports
56. The furniture in your house never matches the wallpaper, the carpet, the decorations, or any of the rest of the furniture ~ surprisingly, they do match
57. You have rocks, sticks, leaves, and strange-smelling, unknown substances in your pantry for use as medicine ~ haha yes
58. You own a rice cooker or two ~ yupp
59. You buy soy sauce by the gallon ~ we buy them by bottles, but we buy lots of them
60. Your family owns butcher knives bigger than your head ~ yes, they're scary!!!
61. Your parents tell you about how long it took for them to get to school, how horrible the weather was in their native country, and how much they still appreciated going ~ haha yes
62. Your parents buy you clothes and shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come ~ ughh yes, it's so annoying!!
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